How has this headline not been created for a story before? Somehow it seems like we’ve always written about Rob Gronkowski and porn in the same sentence, but apparently, this headline is a new one.
Richelle Ryan, who has starred in over 200 porn films including “Dynamic Booty 5” and “Bubble Butt Bonanza” (it was an intense journalistic process to research the background for this article, I assure you), says Gronk would be a great porn star.
And we don’t doubt Gronk would probably try it and get away with it because he’s Gronk. Also, remember when Gronk was offered nearly $4 million in 2013 to do porn with sex.com?
Once is an accident, twice is a trend. Will Gronk take the plunge? If he does, you know your friends at Next Impulse Sports will be on the case.
About Matt Lichtenstadter
Recent Maryland graduate. I've written for many sites including World Soccer Talk, GianlucaDiMarzio.com, Testudo Times, Yahoo's Puck Daddy Blog and more. Houndstooth is still cool, at least to me. Follow me @MattsMusings1 on Twitter, e-mail me about life and potential jobs at matthewaaron9 at Yahoo dot com.