Jared Lorenzen wants to be in the new XFL with another amazing nickname
Somehow "The Hefty Lefty" has been topped
Posts by Matt Lichtenstadter
Padres’ social media accounts make bizarre posts about Eric Hosmer, naturally the team says they were hacked
Another team with its social media accounts hacked, it must be a day that ends in "y"
Soccer players try to nail ESPN reporter with a ball in the middle of a live hit
Reporting is a dangerous job, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
KFC’s new weird gadget is a box of chicken that doubles as a drone
Why not have a drone deliver you a box of chicken?
Remember the guy on Twitter who got a date with Genie Bouchard? They’re going to Super Bowl 52
Yep, this story is still happening
Watch the moment Julie Ertz found out her husband is going to the Super Bowl
These moments are why sports can be awesome
Jake Paul has a “school” to be successful on social media, and its not exactly teaching you math or science
Please, spend your hard earned $64 elsewhere
Great Vikings fan, 99-year-old Millie, takes high road against dumb Eagles fans who attacked her
Some Eagles fans living up to their reputation
College student goes to crazy extremes to find a girl he swiped left on Tinder accidentally
Eat your heart out, Romeo and Juliet
Doughnut eating contest winner arrested after robbing a doughnut store
I hope he knows the police like doughnuts
Potential Seattle NHL ownership group registers interesting potential names for the team
Bring back the Whale(rs)?
Here’s a 13 year-old hitting a better tee shot than Dustin Johnson and Tommy Fleetwood
The next Tiger Woods?
Here’s Les Miles losing his mind over a fidget spinner
I can't believe this didn't happen sooner
Gabe Kapler says Phillies fans can expect “a s*** load” of wins this year
Better than a s*** load of s***, which is usually what the Phillies give their fans
A contraceptive app is dogged with complaints after it caused 37 unwanted pregancies in Sweden
Sometimes math and computers can be wrong, it turns out
