Michael Irvin Chronicled His Annual Check-Up On Twitter, Includes His Proctology Exam

On Monday, former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin was scheduled to have his annual check up.
And while most people would, AT MOST, post a brief Tweet to let the world know that they were going to have a doctor poke and prod them, Irvin went the extra mile and posted numerous photos of his trip to the exam room.

Ever wanted to know what Michael Irvin’s urine sample looked like? Wonder no more!

Takin my annual ck up. urinalysis & blood. I hate this. I will bring u along. I use 2 pee n a cup 3 times a weeklol pic.twitter.com/XRfI3KhCiP

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

Lol indeed! It should be noted that Michael was self-aware enough to know that this isn’t the sort of thing that people necessarily like to see on their timelines (“I hate this. I will bring u along”). Nonetheless, if Michael has to go through it, we will too.

Michael also snapped this selfie in preparation for another, more personal exam.

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Dr told to drop them and bend this table. This is why I hate this every year. They got to come up w something better pic.twitter.com/gS3qrPb1Oz

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

He managed give shout outs to the Cowboys during an inspection of his heartbeat.

This is better now, they will listen to my heart. I bet it is saying I love my @dallascowboys pic.twitter.com/vgTYYs0DsR

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

After stress test (working on treadmill) they looked at my heart. Wht They saw was @dallascowboys STARS & a fighter pic.twitter.com/9zDs5oGwFm

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

In case it wasn’t clear enough yet, Michael was thorough in reporting from inside his doctor’s office.

I got to going to this Giant TUBE so they can take a picture of how things are working on the inside pic.twitter.com/5gKxr6MEfG

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

Thankfully, it seems that Michael Irvin is pretty damn healthy, even if he’d rather be 220 pounds than his current 230.

Hey man I am about 10 pounds over weight here at 2:30. Got to get back to 220 pic.twitter.com/tdyrUq0Yy1

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

Still just a little over 6'2 so I did not physically grow taller this year pic.twitter.com/KoPSvCZ3lJ

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

Now she is getting my chest, waist and booty size. They all came in under the reding of; He is fine pic.twitter.com/DxORBbmeSX

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

First it was bent over the table. Now they are saying put this in your mouth and blow. (Checking Lungs). Lol pic.twitter.com/guiRr2JZpH

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) August 31, 2015

The internet is truly a wonderful and magical instrument of our times.

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