Jay Cutler Has Mad Jokes

Context:

• Jay Cutler = Chicago Bears quarterback who was signed to a seven-year, $126 million contract in January.
• Phil Emery = Chicago Bears GM. Also known as the guy who decided to sign Jay Cutler to that seven-year, $126 million contract in January.
• Jay Cutler’s car =

The Joke:

Emery said he saw Cutler in a nice car and Cutler said, “Hey, you bought it.” #Bears

— Zach Zaidman (@ZachZaidman) July 28, 2014

Ba-dum-tss.

(Yes, it’s a slow day in sports).

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