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Comedian Hilariously Live-Tweets Couple’s Epic Breakup From Brooklyn Rooftop

By Paul Sacca on November 18, 2013

"Let me read it then, give me the phone" -girl #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

"You don't need to see my phone to trust me" -guy #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

"I just sometimes want to hang out with my friends and my not you friends" -guy #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

"I don't want a baby or anything. Not yet!" -girl #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

"Ok so those were the only times I lied to you. Right? We can agree on that?" -guy #roofbreak

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

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