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Comedian Hilariously Live-Tweets Couple’s Epic Breakup From Brooklyn Rooftop

By Paul Sacca on November 18, 2013

"My roommates are always like 'wheres your boyfriend?' And I'm like 'hmm' and stuff." -girl #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

This guy is four cigs deep right now. #roofbreakup #teamrachel

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

"Just tell me what you want but don't make it something fucking gay" -guy #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

"Are we going to live together?" -girl #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

"Yeah but what is, like, living together? Like what's an apartment mean? You know what I'm saying?" -guy #roofbreakup

— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013

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