Your girls are ugly!!!
Yea nothing says “college” like campus after campus of ugly co-eds. That’s all anyone can ever talk about, am I right? And it’s amazing how all of these unattractive 18-22 year old women have taken over the campuses of college football teams who just won a game vs. a school with vastly more attractive women. I mean, it’s like science.
Although if a fellow UCF fan uses this line, they may actually have a point.
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