It appears we have a late entry for “Worst Father of 2013” — a man whose name we don’t know, thus, we’ll just refer to him as This Fucking Asshole. He kicks off some good ol’ fashioned “football training” by forcing his poor son to run alongside a moving vehicle, all the while spewing curse words and threats of playing for the Houston Texans (bad?) instead of the Dallas COWBOYS (good!). Then, he performs his best Forrest Gump re-enactment, forcing the poor kid to run IN FRONT OF the truck. Seriously, if you told me this guy chased special needs kids down dirt roads in high school, I would totally believe you.

Forget voting, just give him the damn award already.

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