While watching Michael Vick scalp the Redskins last night I noticed that Vick’s NyQuil was a sponsor for Monday Night Football. After last night’s amazing performance, I think it’s time NyQuil started using Michael Vick as their spokesman. The logo is green, just like the Eagles uniforms. Obviously, their names match. Mike Vick obviously knows how to put things to sleep. It’s a match made in marketing heaven!
To the good people at Vick’s: I have taken the liberty of starting a truly viral and amazing ad campaign for you. The first mock-up is below:


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