Denmark Player Celebrates Goal With Mustachioed Finger & Jerk Off Motion

Denmark forward Mathias Asperup scored a huge goal for his country in the third period of Monday’s game against the Czech Republic, giving them a 3-2 lead late in the preliminary matchup. The goal was impressive – Asperup played a great pass off his skate and buried it while camped out beside the net – but his celebration raised a few question marks…

First of all, is that a mustache tattooed on Asperup’s finger, or did he draw that on himself because he knew he was going to score today? Either way, what’s the significance of sticking a mustache right in Czech Republic’s eye?

Secondly, is he…is that a masturbatory gesture with the other hand? Tough to tell with the camera as zoomed in as it was, but what else could it be really? It’s either that or he’s giving his balls a nice wax-on, wax-off.

I NEED ANSWERS.