I can’t tell you how pumped I am for MNF tonight… Monsters of the Midway throwbacks will be in full force.
Jets – The Sanchize has 6 TD’s in last 2 games with no interceptions. Santonio Holmes’ return could solidify them as a top 5 team.
Dolphins – Defense wins championships… Except when you have Chad Henne on offense.
San Fran – JUST fired their offensive coordinator. Probably the biggest disappointment in the NFL so far. I’d still marry Mike S.
Chiefs – Don’t start believing. Only positive for me is the Dwayne Bowe decided to show up for my fantasy team.
Detroit – Love their defense. Young and Hungry. Give this team a few more years.
Vikings – Sign of relief from Grandpa Favre. The purple Jesus dominates and bails out the old man.
Bills – Shitzpatrick is smart, but the Bills upper management is not. Time to clean house.
Patriots – Not only am I worried about Tom Brady’s hair, now Im extremely worried about their defense… So should the Kraft’s.
Atlanta – The Burner Turner is back and healthy and Matt Ryan knows how to manage games.
Saints – Garrett Hartley won’t have a job by the end of this week. Bad luck. Brees is still slightly off.
Titans – Bi-polar team, just like their QB. C.J. and the defense dominate.
Giants – Eli looks awful, receivers look awful, defense looks sup-par, and Ahmad Bradshaw looks OK. I wonder what Eli and Tom Coughlin’s baby would look like?
Steelers – Best defense in the league and Big Ben is coming back shortly. Easy top 3 team when that happens.
Buccaneers – “Field goals don’t win games” (Josh Freeman).
Bengals – What the hell is wrong with Carson Palmer? In a tough division to be sucking so bad.
Panthers – Pass. A bunch of bumpkins.
Cleveland – Nice of Peyton Hillis to make an appearance.
Ravens – Welcome to Baltimore Anquan, you are the first good WR the Ravens have had… ever.
Cowboys – Big D breathes a collective sigh of relief. Hey, was that THE Roy Williams?
Texans – Lackluster performance that will be remedied. Please keep Andre 3000 healthy.
Redskins – Eeeeek. Losing to the Rams? 1 for 10 on 3rd down conversions and couldn’t score in the red zone.
St. Louis – Stephen Jackson has a MRI scheduled for today. All that talk about Bradford, he had a 78.1 QB rating.
Eagles – Mike Vick = Pimp juice.
Jags – Congrats on getting those 3 points. Now please lose out for the rest of the season so Los Angeles can steal your franchise.
Colts – Peyton can have quadriplegic midgets as wide receivers and still throw for 300+ yards. Dude is good.
Broncos – Kyle Orton throws for 476 yards and the Broncos only score 13 points.
Raiders – Losing to the Cardinals can’t be a good sign. Again, someone needs to “take care of” Al Davis. Sebastian Janikowski missed 3 field goals, I love it.
Cardinals – Pass
Chargers – Special Teams could some work.
Seattle – Special Teams looks good. Is St. Pete really turning this team into a possible playoff contender? TBD
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