I was on my way to work this morning when I passed this truck parked on the side of the road. I wish the owner had been there to answer these questions:
What’s with the Pegasus?
Why is he in space? If not in space, what planet is it?
Why is he pissing a rainbow?
I see you have two Playboy logos and still find time to D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs. How do you juggle both?


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