A German radio station recently ran a contest in which the person who did the most outlandish thing imaginable would win a brand new Mini Cooper.
The winner was 39-year old Andres Muller, who promised to have the word “MINI” tattooed on his penis.
Not to be outsmarted, the radio station awarded him with the caveat that he get his junk inked first. They took him to the local tattoo parlor and, with a live radio feed rolling, broadcast the entire procedure over the airwaves. The listeners got to listen to every howl, scream and curse that he let out during the ordeal.
Andres finished and was given the keys to his new Mini, the second biggest reason he should be ashamed of himself.
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