This is a first. The C.S. Jet has been in the shop for a week or so and we had some Biz Dev meetings in Sweden which needed to be attended. We decided to send The Diplomat to Sweden and thought it would be a good joke to have him fly economy and document the trip. No more words, just tons of photos after the jump of how he fared on his economy adventure…
Xanax, Beer, Salad at LAX... While working.I hate those people mocking me in the First Class line. I usually mock them from the C.S.jet, but this is pissing me off.
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LAX to FRAThanks for having the safety guide ONLY IN GERMAN. A-Holes.Terrible beer. BUT IT WAS FREE!!!Awesome entertainment center. What movie should I watch?!?!?!? You got to be kidding me.Oh Wait. I found the Entertainment Theater. My bad. FMLDinner Time. Small ass leaves, hard bread, warm beef and carrots, good ass brownie.Add a few beers, a Dewar's on the rocks, another xanax, and an ambien.Desert. Bailey's.... And 'Im OUT like a light for 5 hours!Wake up to breakfast. Pound a few waters, Vitamin B, and 2 Emergen-c's and I'm good as new. De-board plane and run to next one.Last Leg... Viva Stockholm. Quick 2 hrs. Slept through it all.Grab a train for 20 min to the center of Stockholm... Why not.Preferred Guest... Do NOT sleep on Starwood Points.View from hotel room...
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