When this kid dropped the line “Yeah I can do, like, 1 hand, no hands…I suppose…” I knew we were in for a treat. First off, that is one massive audience for a show n tell so I respect that the youngster tried to pull out all the stops, but when you go no hands you better be able to pull it off. Imagine how embarrassed his parents must have been, probably snuck out the back as soon as it happened. Message to this kid, next time show n tell day comes around just bring in a rock.
via Philly Barstool

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