In the aftermath of Germany’s absolute demolition of Brazil, the best thing about a game that was never in doubt after the first few minutes was Twitter’s collective efforts to make watching the blowout entertaining.
So, everyone tried to come up with events that were more likely than Brazil winning the World Cup while also stretching the very definition of what constitutes a hashtag.
Here were some of the great ones to go down before Brazil’s likelihood of winning the World Cup shrank to zero.
Congress becoming popular again. #ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
— ✭James Saint-Franc☭ (@sirjamesa12) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup England winning the World Cup
— yours (@hippiieharry) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup pic.twitter.com/UVt0Im4bLU
— Bustle (@bustle) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
Simply walking into Mordor
— LOTR Reactions (@LOTRReactss) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup Brock getting with a woman.
— Ash Ketchum (@AshKetchum151) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup Luis Suarez becoming a vegetarian.
— The Worldwide Times (@WorldwideTimes1) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup Ned Stark scoring a header.
— Connor (@TheKopCrowd) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
George R R Martin finishing the final books #GameOfThrones
— Jake Dixon (@JakeDixonnn) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup LeBron signing with the Brazilian national team.
— Michael Rice (@WolfOf6thStreet) July 8, 2014
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
Hagrid bursting down my front door and telling me that I'm a wizard
— Hogwarts Logic (@HogwartsLogic) July 8, 2014
