Cristiano Ronaldo Finds Attractive Girl’s Lost Phone, Treats Attractive Girl And Her Attractive Friends To Dinner

Bad news is I lost my phone two days ago. Good news is Cristiano Ronaldo found it. Better news is he took us to dinner last night.

A photo posted by Austin Woolstenhulme (@austinmilan) on Jul 6, 2015 at 10:14am PDT

Cristiano Ronaldo was in Las Vegas this past weekend, doing whatever it is handsome gazillionaire soccer players do in Sin City. For Ronaldo, that included being a gentleman and returning a lost cell phone. Of course, because he’s Cristiano Ronaldo and the stars are always aligned in his favor, the owner of the phone just happened to be an attractive lady, who was in Vegas with three of her attractive friends. And, because he’s Cristiano Ronaldo and has lots of money, he treated the four attractive ladies to dinner…

Cristiano Ronaldo finds a girl’s lost phone, realizes she’s pretty, takes her out to dinner http://t.co/GglmM8F3YC pic.twitter.com/r3X7Iz6O2X

— GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) July 7, 2015

…after which they all boned in a wicked five-way, because that’s how C-Rod rolls.*

[Uproxx]

* Note: While we have no proof of this, we can’t rule it out. I mean, they did go back to his suite at one point.