Toad is a lovable Nintendo character from the supremely popular Super Mario Bros series. So, when I woke up this morning and saw the little mushroom head trending on Twitter, I wondered, why? Is there a new game? A new marketing ploy by Nintendo? Sadly, no. Here’s why. HERE’S YOUR WARNING.
According to porn star Stormy Daniels, president Donald Trump’s penis looks like “the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there's been feverish anticipation about what dirt she'd reveal about Trump—but it's safe to say no one predicted this https://t.co/uW0T2RT338
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) September 18, 2018
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
So, there you have it. Donald Trump’s penis looks like Toad from Mario Kart according to Daniels via the Daily Beast. That’s incredibly disturbing.
When you open up Twitter and figure out why there are a ton of Toad from Mario related tweets. #mushroomhead #Trump pic.twitter.com/tY9JdcBIAG
— Adam Ronis' PonyTail (@ronisponytail) September 18, 2018
Do with the news as you please. I profoundly apologize for sharing.

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