Lead – Johnny Weir
Starting off we need a guy with a certain finesse and the ability to execute a precise, choreographed strategy on the ice. Not to mention a guy who is well spoken and hungry to fill an empty Olympic hardware case. Finally, Johnny brings one aspect sorely missing from USA Curling – fashion. While Russia has put in their attempt to challenge Norway for best curling pants, we all know Johnny has what it takes to bring our curling fashion to the next level.
