Skip – John Harbaugh
Pretty obvious the skip would have to be the other, older Harbaugh, right? Possessing the same DNA as his vice-skip, these guys would create an unstoppable curling force of passion, work ethic, volume, and strategy. So why go with John over Jim as the skip? It comes down to coaching excellence and after defeating his brother in Super Bowl XLVII, John was the obvious choice. Plus, unlike little brother Jim, John has a career entirely built on the coaching side giving him an edge to lead this team’s overall strategy.
So here is your Team USA Curling for 2018! Got anything better? Let us know!



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