Miko Grimes’ Twitter rants have become a weekly, if not daily, occurrence.
Most aren’t worth reviewing, let alone alerting others of their existence. Some, however, are amazing, for a lot of reasons.
On Wednesday, the wife of NFL veteran cornerback Brent Grimes went ballistic after hearing one NFL scout criticized Ohio State cornerback Eli Apple because he can’t cook.
We’re willing to bet the scout is joking and just blowing smoke, but quick-trigger Miko still unleashed the fury with a hilarious rant, one that included her telling us that her hubby can’t take care of himself:
thats gotta be one of the DUMBEST thing ive ever heard! RT @DexterC73: @iHeartMiko https://t.co/POAI4qHn4b
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
so a player falls in draft spots bc he cant cook and doesnt know how to take care of himself like an adult? WOW!!!!! what the fuck!
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
brent is damn near 33yrs old and he still doesnt know how to cook or take care of himself. i guess he shouldnt be in the NFL at all.
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
hey nfl scouts, i do just about everything for my husband. am i eligible for the draft since i can cook & take care of myself, u dickheads?
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
first they force u 2 go 2 college, then when ur ready to go there’s all this shit wrong with u that has nothing to do with your skills. FOH
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
do u know how many men enter the draft that can’t cook, do laundry, iron, write a check, balance a checkbook, or use a condom? LOTS!!!
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
what the hell does that have to do w/their skill set? u think they’re gonna sit on the couch nightly and starve to death bc they can’t cook?
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
u dont think there will be a line of big booty hoes waiting to do everything he needs done once he’s drafted?
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
these nfl scouts are getting out of pocket! all these disrespectful questions gonna get one of these mf’s slapped, and then what?
— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) April 27, 2016
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