Rex Ryan arrived in Buffalo to begin his era as Bills head coach on Tuesday, and he was promptly greeted by one of the weirdest pizzas you’ve ever seen.
We'll have one cheese pizza with extra Rex, please. #WelcomeRex
Huge thanks to our friends at La Nova! pic.twitter.com/K1XAdEVZ6Q
— Buffalo Bills (@buffalobills) January 13, 2015
For some reason or another, the Bills decided to ruin a perfectly good cheese pizza by writing ‘WELCOME REX’ in some black, blue and red mystery substance (frosting, maybe?) that looks very unappetizing. You couldn’t have spelled that shit out with a normal pizza topping such as – I don’t know – pepperoni?
The Bills can’t do anything right
Update: SB Nation did some investigative reporting and learned that the lettering is made of spinach while the outlines were made with dyed ricotta cheese. Still gross.
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