An absolutely bizarre lawsuit was allegedly filed against Johnny Manziel in Florida this week and, among other things, it accuses him of sending a woman naked photos of his penis sandwiched between a hot dog bun.
The lawsuit was filed under the name Samantha Schacher – a co-host on the show of Dr. Drew, who is also named in the lawsuit – and asks for $25,000,000 in damages.
While it seems that, in all likelihood, the lawsuit is sham and was filed as some sort of ridiculous prank, you should take the time to read the entire thing below because some of the allegations are downright amazing.
So, let’s recap shall we?
- Johnny sent a dick pic between a hot dog bun.
- Johnny wants to have a threesome with Schacher and Dr. Drew.
- Johnny has a 4.5 inch penis, plans on getting penis enlargement pills and calling him self “Long John Silvers.”
- Johnny does steroids and cheats on his college exams.
- Johnny smokes weed in the locker room.
- Johnny will use the secret money he’s illegally given to buy Schacher lingerie & sex toys.
- “Judereon Clowney” sent Johnny a dick pic of his 9-inch penis.
- Johnny jingles his penis to the music on Disney’s “It’s A Small World” ride.
Seems legit, right?
This is what Manziel’s agent had to say about it:
This joke "lawsuit" is obviously 1000000% fake and/ or frivolous. Embarrassing I even have say this after reading the nonsense.
— Erik Burkhardt (@ErikBurkhardt) May 23, 2014
Update: Schacher has confirmed that the lawsuit is a hoax:
It's 100% a hoax people, the serial filer's name is Jonathan Lee Riches: http://t.co/GdDwW7AdlC
— Samantha Schacher (@SamSchacher) May 23, 2014
[Scribd]
