Mike Freeman of Bleacher Report tweeted out a very important Super Bowl story earlier Monday, reporting that a Seattle Seahawks player has decided to go celibate in preparation for the big game on Sunday. Whoever the unnamed Seahawk is, you can be certain he drowns himself in a sea of jersey chasers the other 51 weeks of the year, because only guys who get action like that make silly declarations like this.
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