Adrian Peterson’s 30th birthday came and went over the weekend and the running back apparently decided to celebrate with a camel and a Middle East-themed party.
Yes, Adrian rode into the party on a camel. Yes, he looked like he was auditioning to be an extra in a live-musical edition of Disney’s Aladdin. Yes, his cake was shaped like a damn palace and you bet that there was a little sculpture of a man on a flying carpet on top of it.
Happy bday @AdrianPeterson just chillin in the Mansion for his Arabic party #HoustonTx pic.twitter.com/vz9cqYbB0c
— Scissorhands (@ScissorhandsOKC) March 22, 2015
So, yeah. I think Adrian Peterson’s entire impression of the Middle East is based off of a children’s cartoon. Where’s the blue genie?

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