Andy Staples got his hand on Vanderbilt football coach Derek Mason’s business card, and it is wildly ridiculous. Check out the image which Andy Tweeted out today and tell me that isn’t a huge power move by coach. I guess if you are going to take over for James Franklin you want to show you aren’t here to mess around? Apparently all his contact info is on the other side of the card.
Patrick Bateman would faint if he saw this business card, which is made of some substantial metal. pic.twitter.com/27HmOJUKbK
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) May 28, 2014