College football head coaches are successful and unsuccessful at their demanding and unforgiving professions based upon dozens factors that are both under and out of their immediate control. However, there is one factor that is likely not considered by eager athletics directors across the country when searching for their next man: ability to save humans from a potential zombie apocalypse.
The coach must be savvy, fiery, responsibly angry, wise, and relatively young and/or in decent physical shape in order to lead the charge against the non-existentent flesh-eating, soulless zombies. The head coaches in the Week 14 Associated Press Top 25 were ranked by likelihood of saving us from a zombie apocalypse, starting with least likely at No. 25.
Check out all of the 2014 Re-Ranks here.
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