Want to go to Saturday’s Tennessee-Florida football game? Don’t worry we’ve got your tickets right here. AND it comes with a lovely companion for the game. All for free! One very trusting or naive stepdad put an ad on Craigslist to give away a date to the Gators game with his very cute stepdaughter whom he describes as “an attractive, professional, single well educated lady.” Guess this listing wasn’t in the “Casual Encounters” area. The free ticket cost the stepfather $150 and will put you on the 40-yard line with your the blonde.
There are rules to this arranged date:
- You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33.
- Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.
- Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable.
- Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!
If you’re interested in wooing this young Tennessee fan you had better hurry because the deadline to apply is Wednesday night. This sounds like a spectacular deal, however one must wonder, how much of a psychopath must this pretty girl be to need a Cragslist ad to get a date to free football game?
[Gawker]
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