It’s LeBron’s 29th birthday today. Did you get a bday present for King James yet? No? Well if you’re reaching for ideas on what to get a billionaire athlete who has everything, here’s a suggestion.

Oh you aren’t a wrestler who won a WWE championship belt? Guess you’re going to have to give him a Soda Stream or something. Don’t fret for LeBron James though because two prominent wrestlers have come forward to give their belts to the basketball legend.

Well that seemed simple enough. I’m not a huge wrestling fan, but I’d sure like to have a WWE championship belt to wear around the pool, and since wrestlers are just giving them away on Twitter I thought I ask.

*crickets*

Excuse me while I go work on my baseline jumper.

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