New York Knicks fans may not be in love with their latest NBA draft pick Kristaps Porzingis, but that is probably because they haven’t heard this heat rock of a track about him. Shout out to the Latvian hip-hop group Transleiteris for dropping this fire.
Here are the full lyrics (which are wildly confusing) from CBS via Reddit:
Standing 2,16m tall
KRISTAPS PORZI??IS
If you’re looking at him, you’re looking UP
KRISTAPS PORZI??IS
Who is the one with more money?
KRISTAPS PORZI??IS
(having a grammatical brainfart with this line- Kurš ir tas kura v?rdu m?s jaucam? Who is the one whose.which whatever 😀 name we are confusing/misspelling)
KRISTAPS PORZI??IS
…
I am so short, I’m not so young, I am so stiff
I come in to a club, I drop the money, I drop the skis, I drop my shoes
I sit on a couch, my feet are stinking, I put my shoes back on and continue partying
I pass through and dunk the ball
Just like KRISTAPS PORZI??IS
She saw me, I’m standing next to her.. you want my skis? You want to be next to me?
You come to me, but I go over you
Just like KRISTAPS PORZI??IS
I see the most beautiful girl in the club
And tell her: I am your destiny
But she says to me, you’re not tall
Like KRISTAPS PORZI??IS
.. Kristaps.. PORZI??IS (x6)
-Adam Silver part-
Second guy:
I’m ice, honey, painting, sausage, yeah, yeah, yeah
Meanwhile Kristaps is getting buckets in the NBA, yeah, yeah, yeah
Meaning, fence, steel, cookie, blackness, yeah, yeah, yeah
Rarity, Age, luxury, pride, drinker yeah, yeah, yeah
I do not want to lie and age drinking, do not want to mourn and wrestle with decisions, don’t want, don’t want to, son, peace
KRIS. KRISTAPS.. PORZI??IIIIIS (xEternity)
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