We don’t fancy ourselves as avid readers of Bloomberg Businessweek, but we feel safe in saying there’s a good chance this is the first time someone has appeared on the cover wearing an NBA jersey. Naturally, the person wearing it isn’t even a player. It’s actually a rich, fat white guy who just happens to have many billions of dollars to his name (’round here, that’s called “hitting the demo”) and recently purchased the Los Angeles Clippers using two billion of those dollars.
Two things: 1) Steve Ballmer wears a t-shirt under his jersey, because of course he does, and 2) this:
