If you’re a white guy with red hair in the NBA, you’d better have a decent sense of humor if you want to market yourself. Brian Scalabrine did and he became something of legends, and Spurs big man Matt Bonner – aka the “Red Mamba” – does as well.
Watch Bonner try to sell you baby carrots using some thuggin’ beats and a crew that includes a black belt-wearing Jason Mraz ripoff and a guy with a flannel that apparently only has one working button.

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