We have no idea where (or if) you can actually buy this, but David Stern-branded toilet paper does exist, as evidenced by this photo tweeted out over the weekend by Big Lo, Seattle’s Biggest Sports Fan.
#Sonics fans. How bad do YOU dislike #DavidStern? Bad enough that you’d like to wipe your A** with him? Stern TP!! pic.twitter.com/Rar4TsRPUy
— BIG LO Med Lo’s Bro (@BigLo66) August 10, 2013
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