Hey ladies, some not-old, totally not-gross Washington D.C.-area resident (who also appears to be financially stable) is offering the deal of a lifetime in exchange for two Diamond Club tickets for the Nationals’ opening playoff game Friday night: a threesome. The good news is that this enterprising fella is totally down with the whole “no strings attached” thing, so if you’re into free food, drinks and playoff baseball, all it’ll take is trading away a sliver of dignity:
I have two Diamond Club tickets for Fridays opening playoff game. The tickets include all you can drink beer & wine as well as all you can eat gourmet food. I am willing to part with these tickets to you and a friend in exchange for a threesome (two women only). I am not some old gross dude, actually 24 and athletic. I just cant go to the game and don’t really need the extra money, and have always wanted to take place in a threesome. Please send 2-3 photos of you and your friend, so I can see what we’re working with.
This is a no strings attached deal.
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