Jose Canseco’s Twitter account is worth a follow, especially when the former MLB slugger and chief steroid accuser starts tweeting about various occurrences. Following yesterday’s announcement that the Philae spacecraft had landed on a comet, Canseco was fired up and took to the social networking site to share some bizarre thoughts on comets:
Comet Transport is the key to our survival .
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014