The Easter Bunny Attacked Abe Lincoln, George Washington And Thomas Jefferson

The Easter Bunny had a rigorous day on Sunday, you know with all those eggs to hide and baskets to deliver. So he took the afternoon off by going to the Washington Nationals game and maybe celebrated too hard with a few too many cold ones. During the Presidents Race at Nationals Park the Easter Bunny hopped the fence on the first base side and tackled Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. This allowed William Howard Taft to scuttle past his fallen Presidents and win the race. Funny, I would have pegged the Easter Bunny as a Democrat.