SPORTS

First Tweets By Sports Stars – FoxSports

Kobe Looks Less Than Happy in Team Photo – Yardbarker

Adam Silver: Logos likely in 5 years – ESPN

Arizona Diamondbacks Are Selling A $25 Corn Dog – Forbes

Grant Hill Says People Hate Duke Because Of Their “Good White Players” –BleacherReport

Alex Rodriguez Hasn’t Paid Millions In Legal Fees After Battle With MLB Over Suspension – NYDN

Matt Schaub Targeted By Oakland Raiders As Next QB – NFL

Could The NBA On TNT Thursday Doubleheader Be A Thing Of The Past – AwfulAnnouncing

Italian Baseball Team Does “Major League” Tribute

NEWS

CNN Attempts To Solves The Flight 370 Mystery By Asking If A Galaxy-Swallowing Black Hole Took The Plane – Gawker

Turkey Bans Twitter, Prime Minister Says, “We’ll eradicate Twitter” – WashingtonPost

Woman Performs C-Section On Dog, Uses Glue To Close Incision – CBS

Adrianne Haslet-Davis, Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor, Dances Again – HuffPo

The Earth Was Almost Fried Back in 2012 – Gizmodo

Stem Cells Created From A Drop Of Blood – ScienceDaily

Meet The 27-Year-Old Medical Student Who’s Auctioning Off Her Virginity Online – Uproxx

New Jersey Teen Sneaks To Top Of  World Trade Center – CNN

ENTERTAINMENT

Fox Sets 2017 Release Dates for ‘Fantastic Four’ & ‘Wolverine’ Sequels – FirstShowing

George R.R. Martin Says Game of Thrones Movies Are A Possibility – Time

“Dumb & Dumber To” Will Bring Back The Ironically Awful Tuxedos

Laurence Fishburne Stars In Sci Fi Film “The Signal”

The Dworf of Westeros – “The Wolf of Wall Street” / “Game of Thrones” Parody of the Week

MARCH MADNESS

How Science Can Help You Win Your March Madness Pool – Wired

9 More Alternate March Madness Tournaments – MentalFloss

Actor Rob Lowe Cheers On Saint Louis’ Rob Loe – LostLettermen

North Dakota State Had A Dance Party Celebration After Win – LBS

Dupe Your Boss With Bud Light’s Digital March Madness Toolkit – Mashable

Dayton Newspaper Cleverly Trolls Ohio State After Flyers Upset The Buckeyes – TheDagger

The Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge Is Really a Hundred Thousand Dollar Lottery – NYT

94% Lose Chance At $1 Billion After OSU/Cincy Losses – BSO

MISC.

Samsung Gear 2 Will Cost $295, Gear Fit Will Be $197 When They Go On Sale In April – TechCrunch

25 First Tweets From Rappers – Complex

Why Dark Chocolate Good For You – ScientificAmerican

Police Release New Photos From Kurt Cobain’s Suicide – Variety

The Onion Salutes Fred Phelps – TheOnion

January Jones Did A Naked Photo Shoot; Says She’d Have Sex With Rihanna – Guyism

Hawaii Law Lets Police Have Sex With Prostitutes – HuffPo

Starbucks To Roll Out Beer, Wine To More Cafes – ABCNews

The 101 Most Insane Things That Have Ever Happened In Florida – BuzzFeed

Giant Meteorite Illuminates Canada Skyline of the Week

A capella Cover Song of the Week: “Pompeii” – Peter Hollens & Kina Grannis

Bonus Song of the Week:  “Keep Watch” Wu-Tang Clan ft. Nathaniel

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” Sang In 20 Different Iconic Styles Song of the Week

Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos Tries To Be Cool Like Miles Davis, Pees His Pants During Speech of the Week

The History Of Movies From 1878 To 2014 In Just Three Minutes of the Week

Sellotape Selfies Are A Thing

Stunning Cindy Prado Is Your Hot Chick of the Week (15 Pics)

Pics Via Cindy’s Instagram