SPORTS

David Ortiz On Jeter: ‘That’s A Player That Definitely We’re All Gonna Miss’ – CBSSports

Report: Matt Cassel Expected To Land With Houston Texans – Yardbarker

Study Shows New York the NFL Market Most Receptive To Michael Sam – SI

Joakim Noah Is Recruiting Carmelo Anthony – BSO

The Chicago Bears Aren’t Re-Signing Devin Hester – ESPN

Phoenix Suns Rookie Alex Len Takes Court With ‘#PrayForUkraine’ Message On His Shoes – BDL

Fed Up Knicks Fans Organize Protest Against James Dolan – ESPN

Touching Video Pays Tribute to Jaroslav Halak’s Sabres Career – ExtraMustard

The Lakers Suffered Their Worst Loss In Franchise History, A 48-Point Drumming By The Clippers – NBA

NEWS

Thanks To Global Warming Chipotle May Stop Serving Guacamole – DailyMail

Ohio Driver Finds $12,000 Stash Of Marijuana In Spare Tire – Reuters

New Mexico Woman Beat Mother In Head With Vibrator During Argument – RawStory

Medically Retired And Disfigured Marine Lance Cpl. William Kyle Carpenter, Who Jumped On A Grenade To Save The Life Of His Friend During An Insurgent Attack, To Receive The Medal of Honor For His Heroism – Military.com

ENTERTAINMENT

Guy Who Sang “Rico Suave” To Star In Show About Being The Guy Who Sang “Rico Suave” – A.V. Club

You Can Now Purchase The Actual Bike From ‘Pee Wee’s Big Adventure’ On eBay – FilmDrunk

The 50 Hottest Girlfriends Of Jerry From ‘Seinfeld’ – WarmingGlow

Film Review: “300: Rise of An Empire” – MoeJackson

TRUE DETECTIVE

Jim Rash And Joel McHale Recreate “True Detective” – BuzzFeed

Marty Hart From True Detective Watches Horrific Video

True Detective: Yellow King Theory

Marty Hart Learns The Sick Truth About Rust Cohle

True Detective + Law & Order =

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MISC.

Buffalo Wild Wings To Use Tablets For Gaming, Ordering Another Round. In Future News, People Will Be Stealing Tablets From Buffalo Wild Wings  – Engadget

Here’s Everything You Need To Know About The New 2015 Jeep Renegade – AutoBlog

9 Stunning Images From The First Two Episodes Of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s New Show Cosmos – Wired

There Will Soon Be An Alarm Clock App Called “Wake Up & Smell The Bacon” That Will Emit A Bacon Smell – CBSNews

SAT Scores Of Celebrities (Ke$ha Had A Higher Score Than Al Gore) – NYT

Buy The World’s Largest Snickers Bar, 1-Pound Of Nougaty Goodness – Amazon

“Jurassic Park” With Cats Instead Of Dinosaurs

This Mouse Is Playing Possum And Playing This Cat For A Fool

C.R.E.A.M.M. – Cash Rules Everything Around My Mouth… pic.twitter.com/lQe2YGfHGG

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Song Of The Week: “King Slayer” By Wale Off The “Catch The Throne” Mixtape

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