God’s Favorite Links: Happy Monday

God’s Favorite Links is Cosby Sweaters’ daily link dump feature. It starts out with a healthy breakfast, some coffee, and a pack of cigarettes.

• Some actors are extremely consistent when it comes to posing for movie posters. Here’s a list of eight actors who look the same on every movie poster. [Pleated-Jeans]
• Blake Griffin totally destroys this lady’s nachos and beer. What a mess. [NBA.com]
• Death is sad, but with the ways some of these people you just can’t help but chuckle a bit at how ridiculous some of these deaths can actually get. [The Smoking Jacket]
• Ahh, the first date. There are certain things you expect to happen, but usually, reality kicks the expectations out. [College Candy]
• The five most insane duels that were ever fought. Ever. [Digg]
• You occasionally see the cute couple at a sporting event and then the guy pulls out a ring and proposes to his girlfriend on camera, right? This time, a girl pulled out a ring and proposed to her girlfriend at a hockey game. [Busted Coverage]
• Did you know that your iPod can now teach you how to play an instrument? Sweeeeet stuff. [Guyism]

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