As a couple of the CS guys continue to drink through Sunday, we thought it would be best to teach you how to properly tip Nichole the bartender.
- Always write BIG. You’re not going to lose points for drawing outside the lines. You make points.
- Tip BIG. If service was good or you know you might have been a pain in the ass, tip close to 40%. Standing out is important. Plus girls love money.
- Use symbols to convey how you feel. Notice the heart? This is how you close the deal. It worked with Nichole.
- Always sign your name in cursive. This shows you are well-educated and eat cheese spreads for breakfast.


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