Rory McIlroy Says He Got a Text From Tiger Telling Him To “get my (Rory’s) finger out of (Rory’s) ass & win this week.”

Glad I clarified the title, huh?

Tiger Woods allegedly gave Rory McIlroy some simple, yet poignant advice regarding the upcoming Shell Houston Open. Jerome Solomon, who is a columnist for the Houston Chronicle, reported that Rory got a text from Tiger and it said the following:

Rory McIlroy says he got text from Tiger this morning telling him to “get my finger out of my ass & win this week.” #shellhoustonopen

— Jerome Solomon (@JeromeSolomon) March 26, 2013

Seems like sound advice to me.