Michael Jordan was as cool as a cucumber in late pressure moments and now it’s only fitting that he is in a cucumber. The infamous Air Jordan logo was found inside a cucumber by Brett Rosner. If Jesus can be found in a fish stick or in a breakfast taco than why the heck can’t his Airness be in a cucumber? I can only decode this to be the sign of the impending apocalypse and the Charlotte Bobcats will win six NBA Championships or that this cucumber really enjoys smoking cigars and is addicted to betting.
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