So This Is What’s Going On Over At AOL These Days, Huh?

So this happened today… Why can’t I ever get a job title like ‘Digital Prophet?’  According to AOL’s website this is what a Digital Prophet entails:

David Shing is AOL’s Digital Prophet. He spends most of his time watching the future take shape across the vast online landscape. The rest he spends talking to people about where things are headed, and how we can get the most out of it.

He also identifies new areas of opportunity for AOL and collaborates with the agency and marketing teams to develop creative brand engagement.

Oh, OK.