The best part about the Ravens winning the Super Bowl wasn’t Ray Lewis going out on top — it was Bunk Moreland’s Wendell Pierce’s drunk celebratory texts. There’s lots of naughty language involved, but what else did you expect from an alcoholic, womanizing Baltimore detective?
Baltimore Wins The Super Bowl! ” Happy Now, Bitch?” Bunk
— Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) February 4, 2013
“I’m just a humble morherfu$&er with a big ass Super Bowl dick!” Bunk
— Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) February 4, 2013
” You know what the plural of pussy is, 2 Super Bowl wins & a night in the French Quarter” Bunk
— Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) February 4, 2013
Jimmmmmmmmmmy We Won!!!!
— Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) February 4, 2013
“Hey Boomer Esiason, There you go givin’ a f*ck when it ain’t your turn to give a f*ck.Flacco deserved it.” Bunk
— Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) February 4, 2013
Hey SF “It’s a shame how far we dine fell” Bunk
— Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) February 4, 2013
Bunk just finished a bottle of Jamisons and I’m headed to Choices to chase some younge shorties!
— Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) February 4, 2013
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