If you thought Sharknado was fantastic, you are in for a real treat with ‘Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre.’ The trailer which is pure fire was finally released and it lives up to the hype.
The description provided is enough to get you in a feeding frenzy of excitement:
When a fracking mishap accidentally rips apart the earth’s crust, the resulting hole opens up a gaping underground water way to a vast and mysterious ocean somewhere deep below. Instantly, giant prehistoric sharks begin wending their way upward toward a murky bog in the heart of the Arkansas Bayou. Unfortunately, for a group of female prisoners on a work detail in the swamp, the deadly sharks attack without warning – pinning a hapless group of intended victims in a small deserted cabin in the heart of the wetlands. Death may be the only means of escape!
In all seriousness, how does shit like this exist or get green-lit? At least Traci Lords is making her big screen comeback finally…
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