In what seems like a bit from The Red Green Show (look it up, kiddies), some drunken boater in Canada decided it’d be a good idea to sidle up to a moose, hop on its back, and hang on for dear life. If there was any justice in this world, this guy would have received a swift kick in the face. Instead, he escaped, thanks to the moose’s inability to kick the shit out of him while halfway submerged.
Please do not jump on a moose, either on land or in the water. You’re gonna have a bad time.
[Uproxx]
