A group of fishermen caught this three-eyed Simpsons ‘blinky’ fish in a lake near a nuclear power plant in Argentina.  Mutant fish?  Near a power plant?  No!

Per Babel Fish (how appropriate!), here is the translation from the men themselves:

“We were fishing and we took the surprise to remove this rare unit. As it were at night then we did not realize, but later it watched it to one with a lantern and it saw that it had a third eye”, said Julian Zmutt, one of the fishermen.

Zmutt assured that it is the first time that happens to him and that the finding began to worry to the population because “it begins to speak of the nuclear power station”.

I’m going out on a limb and saying that this particular lake is not a great place to fish, swim, drink or be within fifty miles of.

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Here’s a closer look of the head:

So…if this fish had a third eye on top of his head how the hell did he miss the fishing boat above him?

 

via Geekologie