Naked, high on coke and riding a tricycle is no way to go through life, son. However that is exactly what 31-year-old Jermaine Jones of Trenton was doing when he was found under a stairwell in Lakewood, NJ on Tuesday. Thanks to the performance-enhancing influence of cocaine, Jones was able to ride a tricycle with no clothes on while chewing tobacco and glass. Let’s see a circus bear do that feat! Jones was treated at a local hospital for minor cuts to his mouth because apparently glass doesn’t make for the best Hubba Bubba. He was charged with being under the influence of a drug and received a summons for being naked in public. I can’t wait to see what his next amazing stunt will be!
[UPI]
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