Anyone who’s spent at least 15 minutes with Spotify will glean two undeniable facts. One: it is a revolution in music consumption and sharing. Two: the ads are an affront to marketing, linguistics, and humanity itself. Below are the ten worst lines currently heard on Spotify:
10. You’ve got nothing to lose…but the ads
9. Who said food doesn’t rock?
8. Up-tempo floor-fillers
7. We’re big Scrabblers at Spotify
6. Piracy is so old fashioned
5. Sushi, Salad, and Rock ‘n’ Roll
4. You could call it work…but we don’t
3. We all love a list, from music charts to grocery reminders
2. No need to interrupt your groove to fill your belly
1. We’re keen inhabitants of the Twittersphere
posted by Dan from wheeeeeeee.com
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