Let me explain this video as clearly as possible: a man in his eighties raps about his robust libido, complimenting this bravado with lines about aging such as, It’s mind over matter, good god – suddenly I’m a tripod. Sounds like a recipe for cheeseball, right? Wrong. This thing is a god damn tour-de-force. It will have a million views by tomorrow. Hop on board now! Be a lunch hour hero!
by Dan from wheeeeeeee.com
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